What does that have to do with the original comment? Why does telling a shitty joke about women necessitate then having to look at T-Swift, the only woman on stage, for a response? Would it have been even more shitty and even less funny if he hadn't looked to her for a response? » 10/12/14 1:18pm 10/12/14 1:18pm

I'm with you. People who tell you that are the ones who don't get the difference between the optimal pregnancy prevention rates of birth control and the typical prevention rates seen in practice. The difference between condoms being 98% effective in theory and 82% effective in practice is human error and that's what… » 10/12/14 10:30am 10/12/14 10:30am

When I was a kid, like six or seven, I used to love getting a virgin strawberry daiquiri when we went to Red Lobster (I grew up in the Midwest... it's where we went for seafood, okay?). One time my mom ordered it for me while I was in the bathroom with my dad. She swears she ordered it virgin, but the server must not… » 10/11/14 10:33pm 10/11/14 10:33pm

I watched most of the second half of that AHS season while I was drunk, so I was never quite sure if the aliens subplot was real or if I just imagined it. Good to know that not even my inebriated brain could come up with something that crazy stupid. » 10/10/14 6:16pm 10/10/14 6:16pm